A New Year’s wish for you and yours (Of course, this is not original but it’s rather cute and includes some great advice for 2010 stated in a humorous way.)
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your
ophthalmologist, your psychiatrist, your cardiologist, your urologist,
your proctologist, your gynaecologist, your podiatrist, your plumber,
and REVENUE CANADA.
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your love handles,
and your stocks never fall, and may your blood pressure, your
triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count, your weight,
and your property assessments never increase.
May you be sensitive to the needs of others and may you create
within yourself a balance of your own needs.
May you laugh at yourself and realize if you were supposed to touch
your toes while exercising, the Lord would have placed them
further up, and may you realize the reason so many people
take up jogging is to hear heavy breathing again.
May what you see in the mirror delight you
and what others see in you delight them.
May someone love you enough to accept and forgive your faults,
be blind to your blemishes, and tell the whole world about your virtues.
May you live in a world at peace, with an awareness of the beauty
of every sunset, every flower, every child’s smile,
and every wonderful astonishing beat of your own heart.
May you continue to smile, may your life be filled with laughter,
and may you never forget the words found in the Book of Proverbs,
“A gloomy spirit rots the bones; but a merry heart is like good medicine.”
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
(Author unknown)
Clyde River 
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